It is no secret that the more Donald Trump’s mental faculties deteriorate, the more fantastical and unhinged his deranged rants become. In a recent harangue, the adjudicated and accused rapist and close associate of pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, assured the women of America that if he becomes president again, he will be their benevolent protector, improving their lives by relieving them of the burden of decisions about their personal freedom and bodily autonomy. The hypocrisy, misogyny and dishonesty of this ludicrous assertion appear to have strained the bounds of reality and physics, to the point where Trump’s molecular cohesion dissolved and he devolved into a mass of organic orange goo. In other words, his meltdown was so outrageous that he actually melted.

The impact of his transition on Trump’s presidential campaign remains to be seen. Early polls indicate that he has lost little if any support among his ardent followers. As a prominent political analyst told Nut Newz, “Donald Trump is a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, insurrectionist, professed dictator in waiting, confidant and ally of America’s enemies, and unstable narcissist. None of these traits or actions have cost him any significant support. What difference could transforming into an inert mass of incoherent protoplasm make? His supporters will barely know the difference.”