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Homeland Security Chief Kristi Noem Responds to Recent Condemnation of ICE
(ICE Headquarters, Washington, D.C.) ICE has been getting a lot of heat the past week, after an Immigration and Customs Enforcement Officer in Minnesota fatally shot an innocent, helpless Renee Good three times in the head,…
After a Decade of Flooding America With Fake MAGA Propaganda, Foreign Trollbots Rebel Against Their Programming and Wage Worldwide Strike
(Nut Newz Exclusive;) For far too long, foreign governments such as Russia, China, Iran, North Korea and others have utilized robots to manipulate social media. They attack American Democracy with disinformation and outlandish conspiracy theories supporting…
Trump Announces Changes to SNAP, Which Now Stands For “Stealing Nutrition Away Permanently”
(Washington, D.C.) Donald Trump might be the only politician in history with a fierce, deliberate agenda to bring irreparable harm to the vast majority of the American public. In his latest assault on America, Trump actually…
Hiders of the Lost Files: New Trump Film Production Company to Release Unauthorized Remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark
(Nut Newz Exclusive;) In a stunning exclusive release, Nut Newz is the first to announce that the Trump administration has created a film production company and has already begun filming its first full length blockbuster! Nut…
RFK, Jr. Orders Every Doctor In America To Drop Everything And Attend Mandatory Maelstrom Of Misinformation
(Nut Newz Exclusive:) Last month, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth ordered our highest level military leaders to abandon their critical duties around the world and join a captive audience at Quantico Marine Base. There, the recently…
Trump Is Going To Extremes To Stop America From Talking About The Epstein Files
(Nut Newz Exclusive) Donald Trump has a huge albatross dragging him down by his neck. Millions of Americans are well aware that Trump’s name is all over the files pertaining to deceased pedophile, sex trafficker and…
Trump To Deploy Federal Troops To Quell Lawlessness On Sesame Street
(Public Television, USA) Donald Trump considers America’s armed forces to be a gang of private enforcers existing to execute his personal fascist agenda. National Guard troops already aimlessly roam Washington, D.C. and Los Angeles, looking to…
Trump Announces Latest Renovations to Historic Washington, D.C. Landmarks
Lincoln Memorial to be replaced with Putin Palisades.
Trump Imposes Severe Sanctions on Putin After Alaska Summit Snub By Tearing Up Token of Affection He Made With His Own Hands
(Washington, D.C.) Donald Trump’s hopes soared higher than Air Force One as he jetted to Alaska for the historic peace summit he had arranged with his fellow felon, Russian President Vladimir Putin. He had sworn that…
White House Announces Youth Events at New Grand Ballroom; Ghislaine Maxell Appointed Social Director
(Washington, D.C.) Days after President Donald Trump disclosed plans to construct a $200 million ballroom adjacent to the East Wing of the White House, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt today revealed the inaugural event and other plans…