Politics

(Nut Newz Exclusive;) For far too long, foreign governments such as Russia, China, Iran, North Korea and others have utilized robots to manipulate social media. They attack American Democracy with disinformation and outlandish conspiracy theories supporting Donald Trump and his ultra conservative republican MAGA movement. Obeying masters that want to weaken America, these foreign robots…

Lincoln Memorial to be replaced with Putin Palisades.

(Washington, D.C.) Days after President Donald Trump disclosed plans to construct a $200 million ballroom adjacent to the East Wing of the White House, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt today revealed the inaugural event and other plans for the unveiled venue. Standing outside the future site of the boondoggle ballroom, Leavitt told assembled reporters, “On behalf…

(Nut Newz Exclusive) Nut Newz is happy and excited to announce a new weekly feature personal advice column by renowed Relational Psychologist, Dr. Hazel Nuttles. Titled Let Hazel Help, this expert expose’ will shed light on the relationship travails of Dr. Nuttles’ exclusive clientele, and the intimate advice she offers as an expert counsellor. In…

It is no secret that the more Donald Trump’s mental faculties deteriorate, the more fantastical and unhinged his deranged rants become. In a recent harangue, the adjudicated and accused rapist and close associate of pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, assured the women of America that if he becomes president again, he will be their benevolent protector, improving…

As Donald Trump’s presidential campaign continues to flounder under the weight of his ongoing cognitive collapse, Republican Party officials have resorted to an outlandishly desperate attempt to control their candidate’s aberrant behavior. Nut Newz has learned that republican operatives Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Elon Musk have combined their expertise in brain worms and brain…

Officials for the upcoming Democratic National Convention have announced a surprising new keynote speaker—none other than former president Donald Trump! While Trump might seem like an unlikely speaker at an event showcasing prominent democratic lawmakers, Convention Chairperson Lotta Prattle told Nut Newz that adding Trump as a speaker makes perfect sense. “Who has done more…