Trump To Deploy Federal Troops To Quell Lawlessness On Sesame Street

(Public Television, USA) Donald Trump considers America’s armed forces to be a gang of private enforcers existing to execute his personal fascist agenda. National Guard troops already aimlessly roam Washington, D.C. and Los Angeles, looking to quell manufactured, non-existent crises. Further deployments are threatened for Chicago, Baltimore and other cities with unfavorable racial demographics and…

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Trump Imposes Severe Sanctions on Putin After Alaska Summit Snub By Tearing Up Token of Affection He Made With His Own Hands

(Washington, D.C.) Donald Trump’s hopes soared higher than Air Force One as he jetted to Alaska for the historic peace summit he had arranged with his fellow felon, Russian President Vladimir Putin. He had sworn that he would return with an agreement to end the slaughter in Ukraine. The meeting kicked off with great promise,…

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White House Announces Youth Events at New Grand Ballroom; Ghislaine Maxell Appointed Social Director

(Washington, D.C.) Days after President Donald Trump disclosed plans to construct a $200 million ballroom adjacent to the East Wing of the White House, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt today revealed the inaugural event and other plans for the unveiled venue. Standing outside the future site of the boondoggle ballroom, Leavitt told assembled reporters, “On behalf…

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