Trump Justice Department Deports Statue of Liberty to Notorious El Salvadorian Prison

(Tecoluca, El Salvador;) Days after declaring the due process protections of the Constitution null and void, Attorney General Pam Bondi wasted little time in exercising her new powers of persecution. Not satisfied with merely harassing, threatening and arresting Federal Judges or deporting cancer stricken toddlers, Bondi proudly announced her latest, most outrageous assault on Constitutional…

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Fascist Friends Seminars presents: “Bias From the Bench—Why the Constitution is UnConstitutional!”

(Nut Newz Advertisement:) The Supreme Court was created by the founding fathers to be above politics and independent from undue influence, to uphold the Constitution, administer justice, and guard our inalienable rights. But that was a long time ago, when the highest adjudicators of the land were driven by integrity, courage and a belief in…

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Flush With Success of Project 2025, Heritage Foundation Sets Its Sights on Project 2026

(Nut Newz Exclusive:) As the Trump administration rolls out the most oppressive, racist, unconstitutional provisions of the Heritage Foundation’s vision of America, Project 2025, Nut Newz has learned that its authors are hard at work on a new, even more draconian design for dictatorship, Project 2026. Nut Newz spoke to an anonymous inside source about…

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