(Nut Newz Exclusive) Donald Trump has a huge albatross dragging him down by his neck. Millions of Americans are well aware that Trump’s name is all over the files pertaining to deceased pedophile, sex trafficker and ex-best friend, Jeffrey Epstein. In spite of his most outrageous lies, bribes, distractions, evidence tampering and blustering, Trump has failed to quell the rampant talk of his history of sexual abuse of children. Worse, Congress is coming increasingly close to heeding America’s demands to release the files.

Nut Newz recently spoke to an anonymous source close to Trump’s inner circle, to get more details about Trump’s increasingly desperate, frenzied attempts to silence America’s continuing concern over having a pedophile and rapist for president.

Nut Newz: It seems that President Trump has tried everything to get America to forget about his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein. Apparently releasing the Epstein files and showing America the truth, even after Attorney General Bondi had a thousand FBI agents try to scrub his name from them, was never an option. His efforts to bribe Ghislaine Maxwell into an extorted exoneration also fell flat. He invaded American cities with Federal Troops, and tried to turn the unfortunate murder of a racist podcaster into a national emergency. And did he actually think that releasing government records about Amelia Earhart would silence the Epstein uproar? What other outrageous stunts could he possibly pull?

Anonymous: President Trump is understandably frantic and furious that his association with a child sex trafficker continues to dog him. He’s supposed to be the guy who can literally do ANYTHING and get away with it. Even though the full force of a corrupt federal government has been unable to persuade America to move on, President Trump still thinks he has some cards to play. He is calling on the unique talents of some of his most trusted advisors, to quell any undesirable discourse about his pedophilic past. For example, Homeland Security Chief Kristi Noem has offered to help in a way only she can. The Department of Homeland Security will be monitoring all social media activity. If anyone is found to be discussing the Epstein scandal, she will come to their house and shoot their dog! After all, what better way to ensure homeland security that to protect pedophiles? And War Secretary Pete Hegseth will be contributing his own skill set to the cause. He has already taken the unprecedented step calling all of America’s generals and admirals away from their critical duties defending America, for a meaningless enclave where they will be forced to bow down to their crazed Commander in Chief. Why not take it to the next level, and demand that all of America attend a giant keg party? Maybe a national hangover and blackout will be just the ticket to erase Epstein from the national memory.

Nut Newz: Those are some very creative ideas. What else does our predatory president have in mind?

Anonymous: Well, of course Health and Human Services Security Kennedy, Jr. is in an excellent position to tamper with America’s cognition. Dealing with a personal brain worm himself has given him a unique perspective on mental manipulation. His plan is to raise millions of brain worms, feeding them nothing but Tylenol, and then release swarms of autistic insects into strategic population centers. There, they will climb into liberal brains and erase the memories of anyone not willing to swear unquestioning loyalty to our deranged demagogue. Also, Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller is on board, offering his talents as the most despised, unpleasant, revolting person on the planet. Anyone showing any interest in the Epstein files will get a personal visit from the repellant racist. Imagine answering a knock on your door and seeing Stephen Miller’s ghastly grimace waiting to give you a piece of his diseased mind. That’s enough to make anyone forget about anything else. And finally, House Speaker Mike Johnson is waiting in the wings. One of President Trump’s biggest fears is that the House of Representatives will miraculously discover a backbone, and vote to release the Epstein files. In utter disregard for his sworn duties to the Constitution and constituents, Speaker Johnson has already delayed the swearing in of a newly elected democratic house member, to prevent the vote the president fears most. Realizing that this is only a temporary solution, however, Speaker Johnson is finalizing plans to prevent any unfavorable voting of any kind, by dismissing the entire House of Representatives, indefinitely. As any good republican knows, if you can’t win the vote, don’t let the vote happen!

Nut Newz: It is plain that President Trump and his soulless enablers will stop at nothing to preserve their grand plans to destroy democracy and allow an oligarch governing billionaire class to eternally loot America. It is critical that we resist their attempts to manipulate and control the narrative of America’s fate. Midterm elections are a little over a year away. President Trump and his backers are desperate to ensure that the Epstein scandal is not an active issue for voters. All freedom loving Americans must fight off any attempts to distract us from the Trump/Epstein connection, and keep it at the forefront of our national conscience.