Fans of judicial mayhem, hang onto your robes and get ready for another season of Justice Wife Swap! Coming this fall, the new season opens with a banging gavel, as two of our ultraconservative, ethically challenged adjudicators, “Billionaire Buddy” Clarence Thomas and “Woe is Roe” Samuel Alito, switch spouses. Thomas’s wife Ginni says she looks forward to sharing her extensive experience shilling ultra-right, insurrectionist propaganda, with Justice Alito. “Sam has done a great job of undoing decades of freedoms and rights, and with a presidential election coming up, I can help him ensure that any election not won by a Republican is fraudulent and must be overturned.” Alito’s wife Martha-Ann is equally excited about spending some time as Justice Clarence Thomas’s swapped sweetie. She said, “I hear Clarence regularly consults with some some very important advisors, and I am willing to spend time on yachts, private jets and cruises if necessary, to help Clarence guard the Constitution. And if the neighbors act up, I’ll show him how to shut them up with a quick flag flip.”

Both wives say they look forward to pursuing their agendas at the highest possible level, with no consequences whatsoever. “Of course we have no influence at all over how our husbands rule,” said Ms. Thomas with a wink. “Now please excuse me. We have a lot to do to before, and possibly after, the next election.

Next on Justice Wife Swap; Justice Amy Coney Barret swaps with a Stepford Wife. Will anyone notice any difference?