Are you a politician looking to debate more effectively, without worrying about pesky, meaningless facts, logic and reason? Then the B.L.A.H. (Bullshit, Lies and Hooey) Academy of Debate might be just what you’re looking for! Liela Blather, B.L.A.H.’s Director of Gibberish and Bluster, explained why the B.L.A.H. approach works so well. “Traditional debate tactics focus on critical thinking and mastery of social issues and facts. At B.L.A.H., we say forget facts and reason! All that matters is fast talking. In fact, we encourage our students to lie during debates—the more outrageously the better! At some point the Judges’ brains will short out and they won’t even care!”

To support B.L.A.H.’s theories on effective debate, Blather referred to the recent Presidential debate. “Donald Trump is our most accomplished, famous alumnus. At the recent debate, he literally said noting that was true. Even we were amazed by his total disregard for reality! But rather than being criticized as a sociopath, he is praised as coming across as commanding and confident! Facts don’t matter….just let the Adderall and psychosis do the talking!”

Blather is especially excited about some new additions to the B.L.A.H. Academy’s faculty. “Starting with the fall semester, the famous Pathological Liar will be added as an instructor. With his experience and guidance, we anticipate showing our students even more conclusively that lies, fantasy, arrogance and aggression are the best ways to make a point. That’s the ticket!”