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The Supreme Court was created by the founding fathers to be above politics and independent from undue influence, to uphold the Constitution, administer justice, and guard our inalienable rights. But that was a long time ago, when the highest adjudicators of the land were driven by integrity, courage and a belief in universal equality. In this Fascist Friends seminar, Justices Alito and Thomas will explain how these principles of the founding fathers’ Supreme Court have become obsolete, outdated and impractical. They will also discuss the benefits and advantages of the new approach to jurisprudence–personal, financial and political supremacy for the privileged few willing to abuse unlimited authority to promote an ultraconservative, despotic agenda.

Topics to be addressed by the distinguished panel of partisan puppets include the following:

Roll Back Those Rights! Once, the Supreme Court protected the pillars of democracy such as voting rights, civil rights, personal autonomy, freedom of choice and expression, and many more. But what have rights and freedoms ever done to enhance the power of the ruling elite? The current Supreme Court has already made great strides in undoing long established rights, for the first time ever, removing a fundamental right that had been exercised by Americans for over fifty years. Justices Thomas and Alito will discuss how much more must be done to reverse bothersome freedoms and equality, and how they intend to do it!

Power to the President! For some reason, our founding fathers believed that no single branch of government or political official should become too powerful, and instituted a series of checks and balances among the governing branches. The current Supreme Court instead has chosen to give a corrupt felon unlimited power and immunity from any legal consequences of insurrectionist or illegal acts. Justices Thomas and Alito will host a panel discussion on the current Supreme Court philosophy–democracy drools and dictatorship rules!

Ethics is For the Birds! Finally, our opportunistic justices will discuss the outdated notion of judicial ethics and independence. For too long, the members of the judiciary were expected to conduct themselves with integrity and impartiality. Even the most minor appearance of impropriety had to be avoided. But Justices Thomas and Alito have changed those antiquated ideas! After all, what harm can come from Justices’ cavorting with billionaires and political influencers? If you’re selling out anyway, why not get paid for it?

Don’t miss this unique opportunity to hear these two legends of lost legitimacy discuss their future plans for America! The Supreme Court of Thomas, Alito, Trump, the Heritage Foundation and Republicans has transformed our Constitution into nothing more than an instrument of conservative dogma and oppression. The Constitution of the founding fathers is now UnConstitutional!