WASHINGTON – The Supreme Court will hear several highly anticipated cases, including several on insurrection immunity for convicted felon Donald Trump and his supporters. One of the cases alleges that the participants in the January 6th Capitol Riots were within their rights to freely express their Confederate identity.  

Supporters claim sedition it is their birthright. “I was born a Confederate. It’s my heritage, my culture,” explained New York City native Rudy Giuliani. Opponents of the case argue that the Confederacy was a four-year failed insurrection, not an identity. 

Leading legal analyst Jim Raven clarifies the legal consideration of culture for someone identifying as Confederate, “Outside of losing in a Civil War reenactment, there is no culture to be found.  There are many cultures of different people who participated in the Confederacy, but their only collective history are being losers, historically speaking.”