As Donald Trump’s presidential campaign continues to flounder under the weight of his ongoing cognitive collapse, Republican Party officials have resorted to an outlandishly desperate attempt to control their candidate’s aberrant behavior. Nut Newz has learned that republican operatives Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Elon Musk have combined their expertise in brain worms and brain…
(Nut Newz Exclusive) Scathing criticism of his failed attempts to cover up his involvement with deceased sex offender Jeffrey Epstein continues to inundate Donald Trump like a tsunami. True to form, rather than countering explosively damaging incriminations with facts and honesty, Trump has launched a campaign of lies, threats and attacks against anyone seeking the…
(Washington, D.C.) Days after President Donald Trump disclosed plans to construct a $200 million ballroom adjacent to the East Wing of the White House, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt today revealed the inaugural event and other plans for the unveiled venue. Standing outside the future site of the boondoggle ballroom, Leavitt told assembled reporters, “On behalf…
Like a modern day Dr. Frankenstein, Donald Trump lost control of the monster he created, and it almost destroyed him. Rather than stitching body parts together, Trump assembled a vast repertoire of hateful, racist, aggressive rhetoric that inspired countless acts and threats of violence, that he has done absolutely nothing to dispel, nationwide. This climate…
After the Florida tourism website took down its LGBTQ-dedicated page, it was unclear why there is still a page featuring a man wearing high-heel boots. Upon further review, it appears that page is the “Letter from the Governor” featuring Ron DeSantis explaining the Loofa system for senior swingers. Outraged by the years of demeaning vitriol,…
(Nut Newz Exclusive) Donald Trump has a huge albatross dragging him down by his neck. Millions of Americans are well aware that Trump’s name is all over the files pertaining to deceased pedophile, sex trafficker and ex-best friend, Jeffrey Epstein. In spite of his most outrageous lies, bribes, distractions, evidence tampering and blustering, Trump has…
Expecting an overwhelming wave of phone calls, the US Senate and House of Representatives have disconnected their phone lines accessible to the public. After the Supreme Court rolled back decades of precedent last week, Congressional offices were inundated with phone calls. Even more calls are were expected today regardless of the outcome for the ruling…
MOSCOW — Igor Trollstoy, head of the Russian Department of American Election Manipulation, today announced a major new breakthrough in Russia’s efforts to manipulate and undermine the upcoming 2024 American elections. Codenamed Robotroll, the robotic lie spreader will be a powerful new source of election meddling, using easily manipulated social media platforms to swamp American…
(Nut Newz Advertisement:) The Supreme Court was created by the founding fathers to be above politics and independent from undue influence, to uphold the Constitution, administer justice, and guard our inalienable rights. But that was a long time ago, when the highest adjudicators of the land were driven by integrity, courage and a belief in…
FANTASYLAND, USA: In a new poll recently conducted by CNN (Conservative Nonsense Network), 55% of polled Americans now say they see Donald Trump’s presidency as a success. Some of the reasons given for the support of Trump’s presidency include his handing of the COVID pandemic, with several poll participants noting appreciation for learning new uses…
