Wall Street Journal Says President Biden is Actually a Three Thousand Year Old Egyptian Mummy

Following its recent report that President Biden has been mentally slipping in closed door meetings, the Wall Street Journal has released an outlandish new claim. Journal Spokesperson Ima Fraud told Nut Newz that the Rupert Murdoch-owned publication has received reports from highly regarded, nameless Republican sources, claiming that Biden is actually a reanimated Egyptian mummy!…

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