CDC Declares MAGA-24 Epidemic Over 70 Million Cases Confirmed
Health officials at the CDC have declared an epidemic corresponding to ongoing election results. Researchers have determined the only explanation why someone would vote for Donald Trump in 2024, is due to viral infection. Symptoms of the MAGA-24 virus include dissociation from reality, rampant bigotry, and self destructive behavior. Autopsy results show evidence of brain…