June 21, 2024

Trump shows up to debate Biden a week early, declares victory in empty room

Deez Nutz2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

Convicted Felon Donald Trump laughs at his own joke on an empty debate stage ATLANTA — While the official date for the debate between President Joe Biden and Donald Trump is set for next Thursday, June 27th, the studio received an unexpected guest a week early. Mr. Trump, recently convicted of 34 felonies, took so…

Wall Street Journal Says President Biden is Actually a Three Thousand Year Old Egyptian Mummy

Shellby Goober2 years ago2 years ago01 mins

Following its recent report that President Biden has been mentally slipping in closed door meetings, the Wall Street Journal has released an outlandish new claim. Journal Spokesperson Ima Fraud told Nut Newz that the Rupert Murdoch-owned publication has received reports from highly regarded, nameless Republican sources, claiming that Biden is actually a reanimated Egyptian mummy!…

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Trump shows up to debate Biden a week early, declares victory in empty room

Wall Street Journal Says President Biden is Actually a Three Thousand Year Old Egyptian Mummy