Trump Reminds Memorial Day Crowd at Arlington National Cemetery, “It’s All About Me!”

(Arlington, VA ) On a day normally dedicated to honoring veterans who gave their lives to protect America’s freedoms, President Donald Trump instead sent cringes through a Memorial Day crowd at Arlington National Cemetery with mindless blather about his favorite subject–himself. Standing in front of the Tomb of the Unknowns, Trump took advantage of the…

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Trump Gets Cold Feet Ahead of Debate, Walks Barefoot on Scorched Earth

McDonald’s turned away the former Celebrity Apprentice host due to their policy requiring footwear NEW ORLEANS – After spending the last few days lowering expectations for his upcoming debate with President Biden, convicted felon Donald Trump has starting showing signs of weariness. Those closest to him have expressed concerns regarding a new habit. “[Trump] said…

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Spurred on by Post-Conviction Support, Trump Plans Campaign Crime Spree!

The Orange Outlaw Gang (Nut Newz Exclusive) Republican lawmakers howl in outrage and campaign donations soar after Donald Trump’s thirty-four count felony conviction. According to a senior Trump political consultant, who spoke to Nut Newz on the condition of anonymity, the Republican response to Trump’s latest legal setback has inspired a bold new campaign strategy….

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